Chapter 9: Impersonating Youtubers?

   Take a seat, grab a drink and read your screen! This is golden show by the beach, but it was a circus in my mind before. I had this picture of the beach so I thought it pretty, and here we are. Hey what is up everyone my name is TheDylanSark but I just go by Dylan because a monkey told me so. In this blog I will be talking about a fun idea I have, rapping, my Youtube channel logo, and whatever is on my mine, let's begin!

    Hear as the waves crash against the shore, but did you know I don't like the beach? Yeah, it's not a pretty sight for me to be shirtless on the beach. People will call Animal Protection Services and say there is a whale washed up on the shore if they see me. I don't even know if that's what you would call if that happened and yes I know I could wear a swim shirt. First World problems are so hard, I barley even go to the beach anyways, the crowds of people annoy me. Leaving this awful topic in a bottle and throwing into the waters. Did you also know I'm an amazing comedian? You didn't? Well that was a joke too, see I'm already getting there. I was talking to my friend Leilana and she was talking about TV and I asked her ""Is your TV running?" To her response she replied "ye... then you better go catch it." Now I am a master jokester and I know the actual punch line while she doesn't so I say "No, you better go watch it." Now I don't know how hard you laughed but I bet you are dying of laughter right now because I know I am. Ship has sailed we should continue to the next boat.

    Get it that last paragraph was the ship and the boat was the subject? I'm going to stop making puns now. On to a more serious note, your welcome for the weekly 10:40pm jokes. Now I have a new idea that I would like to implement into my Youtube channel. I know some of you are just dying from me talking about my channel again but hey this is what my blog is all about so deal with it. I'd like to point out that I am now disappointed in myself for not uploading twice in a row. Even though the video could take around 15 minutes of continuous editing so I think it will be uploaded Wednesday. After a while videos feel so rotten if I don't upload them after a while, it's like I put so much hype into making it and waiting to release it and I've just kept it and it died down. My new idea is to either impersonate other Youtubers or do a video about them, wrongly and rightly explaining who they are, it's golden comedy I tell you.

   Ok this will be the paragraph where I'm closing things off, but it's going to be long. This symbol to the right is a logo for a gaming team. Now their team is called TSM or Team Solo Mid, now my channel is TheDylanSark or TDS so I already have two of the letters. I wanted to know if I should make my logo like theirs but change it up a bit so it's not the same because I know it'll be weird. Also comment below if I just make it based off something else or another concept. To my fellow students and teachers, I don't know why I feel so bad for this but I was absent Friday. Big deal right, I missed one or more tests. I think it's just me but I hate missing a day of school, you don't know what happened and you don't know what you need to do to catch up. I'm so concerned if my friends talked bad about me, it sucks the whole day they can talk all the trash they want about me and I won't be there to hear it or call them out. Maybe it's just me or just not even my friends, the other people can be happy I wasn't there but guess what after December (because colds end then) I'll be there for everyday. Ok this is where I'll be ending this blog off it's getting past 11 o'clock. I'll see what happened on that Friday! Were they turning up to Rebecca Black - Friday!? Thank you for reading this crazy hot mess and love you to the fridge and back!

* Whale washed up on the shore*

Chapter 8: Just Bunch Stuff Together

   Yes welcome, come on in! Just watching anime right now, while I think about what I want to blog about. This blog I talk about what is going on this week, a new video, and whatever comes to my mind. Hi, welcome to my introduction where I talk without spoiling the blog and writing to fill up space for it to look like an introduction. Ok, I'm done rambling for this paragraph let's begin!

     Welcome to the paragraphs where I actually talk about things! Yeah sorry, again I didn't upload what a bummer right? I did record a video but I was too busy with video games to edit it so I think I will upload it for Wednesday. I will give you guys a sneak peak of the video! Blog Sneak Peak . This video was really weird because I didn't have the camera I usually use to record so I recorded this with my phone.

   Onto my next paragraph I don't know if you know this that I want to make a rap. Oh I said that in my last blog post? Too bad I'm talking in-depth behind the scenes / the making of for this rap. I'll even write some of the lines of the rap for that exclusive sneak peak. "Watch your step, this rap is going to be in depth. Trick or treating, candy to be eating." Oh so now you think you know all about my rap? For me instead of "So you think you can dance?" it's "So you think you can rap?" I made up those four lines while trick or treating because my mind is always on my mix tape. Just to confuse you more, the first line of the rap is "Merry Christmas". Good luck trying to figure out my rap because it's November and Halloween is over, so what could that mean?

   Now I usually just continue rambling but I think I will just end the blog here so get ready for this ending! I'm pretty close to the deadline time so I should go but I keep writing because literature and things. Thank you all for reading, and love you to the fridge and back!

 *Dolphin dives off chair*

Chapter 7: Candy or Leave

     Hey what is up everyone, it's the typical teenager. I don't like that title or even want to continue thinking about it. How was your weekend? Mine was the mood swings of an 18 year old. In this blog I will be discussing my Halloween, hint at the craziest drama ever, and other cool little things that come to my mind.

   Let's begin shall we? We shall congratulate me on ranking up in a game, the one I talked about last week. If you are wondering what rank I became, too bad go add me on Steam. I actually did record this week, during Friday which was the day that picture was taken. I did a short little vlog with my friends but I was just so caught up with Halloween and video games.

      I know you see me in the picture and wondering, "what the heck was I for Halloween or at least on that day in the picture." Ok, let me give you a little insight on what was happening. My friends and I were going to be this organization from an anime called Naruto Shippuden. The organization named the Akatsuki all wear these cloaks with a red cloud on it. We all ordered ours but some of us already had the cloaks. The group that I am talking about costuming with was David K., Max C., Ryan A., and Dax B. Sadly my cloak hadn't arrived in the mail on time so I had to quickly think about what I was going to do. It came to me that I would be Modern Day Version of my character so I wore a hat, dress shirt, jeans, and high tops. It was pretty weird on Halloween, people were always asking who was I? If Ryan was with me I would try to explain how I was with his group but I am Modern Day. Yeah it was complicated but at least I got my nails painted black and that was pretty cool.

   In this final paragraph I will be talking about little updates, a crazy idea, and the craziest overreacting drama ever that happened on Halloween night. Stay tuned and get ready for this. I'd like to say sorry for not uploading this weekend and last weekend which I mentioned last weekend. I did mention that I had a small video almost ready so I'm hoping that will be up soon. I have an idea for a rap, yeah you didn't know I was a rapper? That is 100% your fault because you probably didn't know I was in the top rapper groups at Portola called the Fire_Boiz. It might be late but oh yeah by the way I went trick or treating with Natalie, Isabel, Daria, Aidan, Christine, and Katelyn around Natalie's house. So I was thinking about a Halloween rap song? I was tricking or treating with my friends and I was creating my rap and it was really good so might as well turn it into a song because four lines of lyrics can make a rap.

    It is now time to unleash the hint at the drama that could start a fire. This one argument lead to a lot of friendship breaking drama. Let's say without pointing fingers, I trick or treated at the wrong house of a friend. Now if this doesn't clear up I will make a video about what happened, of course without giving out names and stuff like that. By tomorrow if it is certain that I am not friends with this group anymore than I will show the group chat that happened on Halloween night around 11 until November 1st 12pm. Do you think I should sort of hide so these people can't all address me at once? I will do a symbolic memory from my friendship with the main person from this group. I will go to where we became friends and where I would always go to in 6th grade when a particular group make me unhappy or sad. I told my other friends this and how he would go there to find me and they said this sounded like it was from an anime.

   Alright I'll be ending my blog here! I love you guys to the fridge and back! We will find out what is going to happen and how many videos will I be putting up this week? Here are two pictures from that Friday that I want to include because I like them.

Dylan and Isabel

~Dylan, Daria, Christine, Natalie, Isabel