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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Chapter 18: The Ride By Witt Lowry

Hey what is up everyone it's TheDylanSark here and oh my god. My favorite rapper/my inspiration came out with a new song as of 2/29/16. This song is called "The Ride" featuring Jared Evans. The song is themed after roller-coasters and people doubting you and being put down. Witt Lowry always inspires me with his songs because they have actual meaning to them and they aren't just "words" they become lyrics not from his mind but from his heart. Witt is also a small rapper compared to other known rappers but I believe in my heart he is bigger than any rapper known today. I swear that I know so many of his songs by heart, which keeps my mind always busy and thinking. I can be walking down the hallway and rap the entire "Kindest Regards" by Witt Lowry. Now time for the song and I'll help you analysis it at the end.
 
[Verse 1: Witt Lowry]
They said don't get on this ride if you ain't tall enough
I think that always bothered us
The box they tried to put us in, I think it's where it started
They never want to see us win, but they can't f*** with all of us
They never want to hear us out, but now it's "Will you follow us?"
Damn, they try to tell me who I am, y'all don't know yet?
These labels in my email, they beg I suffer a slow death
I did this all with no cheque and no cosine
Last of my kind, I bring the life, the life I see in my mind
Back to the basement, I'm practically begging y'all to just listen
They took their shots and they're missing
Now who are you kidding
Kissing, Listening to a girl who couldn't handle my vision
That's back when I was selling burgers from a stand for a living
Was barely living
Feeling bad for whoever can't tell the difference
They're saying they wish you well
But to see you fail, they're wishing
The people, they need a voice
So I'll never fail my mission
The ride, I pay for admission
This coast is closer to vivid, so ride

[Hook x2: Jared Evan]
We'll start the ride
Cause we'll survive
Put fear aside
We'll start the ride

[Verse 2: Witt Lowry]
Don't get on this ride, cause you can't handle it
They're praying I abandon this
I'm taking out you bandits, a bazooka and a canon b****
I manifest while everyone around us smoking cannabis
Simple minded and lazy will never become a fan of his
Follow trends, I will never
Don't mean to diss, I'm just better
I'll never settle for good, cause great is oh so much better
Remember they called me stupid, said I'll never sell an album
I told 'em, I'll spill my soul and that the worlds inside the outcome
So how come I thought the college route would make a difference?
Thirty-thousand every year and that was only just beginning
I see my f***ing friends sit at a desk, they think they're winning
Back when I was selling burgers from a stand for a living
Was barely living
Felling bad for whoever can't tell the difference
They're saying they wish you well
But to see you fail, they're wishing
The people, they need a voice
So I'll never fail my mission
The ride, I pay for admission
This coast is closer to vivid, so ride

[Hook x2: Jared Evan]
We'll start the ride
Cause we'll survive
Put fear aside
We'll start the ride

[Verse 3: Witt Lowry]
They said don't get on this ride
I told 'em "F*** off.", this ain't my chance to f***ing make it
It's ninety-nine percent, you're one off
And all I'm hearing now are songs about coke and guns
I don't f***ing get it, but y'all don't want to stand
The man has the most sinister message, suppression
My friends a teacher, she had me come teach a lesson
A class of fourth graders, their favorite song, you can guess it
They're yelling trap queen and coke code, don't know the message
They all wonder why I'm angry, well our youth has been infected
 Getting pregnant, glorifying a life that's barely worth living
Don't put me in a box, no I'll never fit your description
They say what makes you different
You paint the picture, so vivid
Back when I was selling burgers from a stand for a living
Was barely living
Felling bad for whoever can't tell the difference
They're saying they wish you well
But to see you fail, they're wishing
The people, they need a voice
So I'll never fail my mission
The ride, I pay for admission
This coast is closer to vivid, so ride

[Hook x2: Jared Evan]
We'll start the ride
Cause we'll survive
Put fear aside
We'll start the ride
 
(I could be entirely wrong with my interpretation of the song but this is the way I see it.)
 Now oh my god I don't know about you but this song is absolutely amazing. I haven't been on Twitter for a while and when I saw this video in my YouTube Feed Box I think my neighbors heard me scream. The first part of the song Witt refers to being a rapper just like anyone else "The box they tried to put us in." But Witty doesn't want to be like everyone else he wants to be better and different. The song also talks about being put down by others and you just have to surpass and show them what you can actually do. I believe the song also is about fake friends "They're saying they wish you well, But to see you fail, they're wishing." Witt Lowry also states that he doesn't want to be like the rest of people or follow society's trends which I agree with 100%.  That'll do for the song for this blog, if you have your own interpretation or opinion you can comment down below. I also just wanted to say that I believe that Witt Lowry is a huge inspiration, because his messages in his songs are so deep and actually apply to life. His songs aren't just words that you yell in the car while driving. His songs are poems that express real life and have helped so many people get through hard times in their lives. Where have you ever heard that a song about money and drugs helped someone through their hard times in life? No where because it doesn't, but an actual message will. I know I've talked about Witt Lowry before and my obsess over him.
That is where I'll leave this crazy blog off, I hope Witt Lowry reads this I just wanted to say we all, your fans, are following you and you inspire so many of us no matter the number just know we'll be there for you because you were there for us! Love you guys to the fridge and back and see you next week!

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Chapter 17: Video Ideas?

Hey what is up in the up of the sky everyone! It's the TheDylanSark here with another weird blog. Sorry for my blogs lately I'm really lacking and getting later and later. So I wanted to talk about some video ideas. Okay so here are my videos ideas and comment below what I should do and your own suggestions.
1) Naruto Skit
2) Whole Rap Song
3) League of Legends Video
4) Playing a New Game?
5) Collab with (Suggestion?) ,      6) Phrases that I Absolutely Hate
7) How to Deal with Hate,         8) Why People's Opinions Don't Matter
9) Vlogs? (School, Behind The Scenes...)     10) DIYS?
11) How to ( Be a Rapper, Singer, Hit High Notes, Be a Band Member, etc...)


Well that's all I got right now I kind of need some help deciding what to do. How do you guys like my old, very old YouTube channel banner? I made that back when I was HelloMysticPanda, any old fans here that know me back then? I don't even know what I chose those photos it's video games, skate clips from a video, and a weird picture of me 0_0. Okay well see you next week, love you all to the fridge and back!


Sunday, February 14, 2016

Chapter 16: Rapping In Videos?

Hey what is up everyone it is TheDylanSark here! Today I have a short announcement about some songs. I want to incorporate raps into all of my skit videos unless for some reason I just can't. So I already have a new video idea thought out, but I keep delaying it because I'm waiting on the rapping. I was also wondering if I should add a rap in all skits if you guys are okay with that? I used to always rap in my past videos. I kind of just got obsessed with rapping even though I'm not that good to be honest. I need to start making videos again that's the first issue really, I'll come up with some suggestions for next week and see if you guys can help me out here :(. I'm sorry I promised a video these past week I really need to find my encouragement back again. Okay well love you guys to the fridge and back and I'll see you next week.
(I'll promise my blogs will be back to regular lengths in two weeks.)

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Chapter 15: All Coming Back Soon!

   Hey! TheDylanSark is back at it again, and we starting this year of videos next week! I am coming back from the dead now after my very long resting period? Hey I'm going to let you know that I'm going to make up some story about my comeback. Let's get into this -ish in this blog, so let's go!
   There I was laying on stone cold pavement. Just kidding it's California, ok shh let's get back into this amazing story. There I laid on hot pavement wondering why I am even laying down. I suddenly am laying on the grass because come on why pavement. Suddenly I knew what to do, so I pulled out my phone and starting playing Piano Titles 2. After reaching Level 41 and beating all of Christina's records ( http://seasidestyles.blogspot.com/), I started to regain my chakra, no stop come back (not referring to Naruto anymore!) I sat thinking of video ideas and after a month (don't ask) I finally have video ideas!

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Chapter 14: SetBacks

Hey what is up everyone, it is TheDylanSark here! Man I haven't posted in so long I need to blow the dust off my channel. But there is something new about my channel (sadly not an upload.) I have something's I need to complain about so, hi welcome to my blog I don't like immature people and let's begin. In this blog I talk about my new YouTube Channel art, Video Games, ranting, and my opinion on the new song from Witt Lowry (it was alright, I guess), so let's begin!
So yes that picture right above here is my new channel art. For us we can see the whole picture which is what you would see if you went on my channel on your TV. If you actually go to my channel on your computer (which you so should anyways) you will only see that middle part. On tablets and phones it gets smaller width wise of what you can see. Now this is part of a rant because let's be real here. If you have ever played League of Legends or any competitive game than you know the deal with "Elo." "The Elo rating system is a method for calculating the relative skill levels of players in competitor-versus-competitor games such as chess." by Wikipedia. Now in League of Legends there is seasons (currently at Season 6, and I started back in Season 3) but every time a season ends you lose your ranking. Now people already have their elo points, it's want you get placed into matches based off of. It just annoys me  that after every season I have to play Ranked and I always, and I mean always get placed lower than what I finished with. It's basically a part of the game that you have to climb back up the "Elo Ladder." It hurts my soul that this season I got placed about 5 ranks lower than what I finished with, which is about an entire tier.
      Anyways with that whole League of Legends nonsense, tell me if I should do a "Road to Gold" video. Okay that is all I have for this blog and so I'm ending it here. Don't cry because make sure you follow me on all my Social Medias to keep updated which are listed on my YouTube Channel. Love you guys to the fridge and back and see you next week!
*Let's be real here*

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Chapter 13: This, That, and The Other

Hey what is up everyone, it is TheDylanSark or just simply Dylan. Here is another Sunday night where I see the time and I'm like "oh damn I need to do my blog!" I think this happens to a lot of people hey, you don't act like you didn't publish your blog past 11 because you were listening to music. That's also another question, does anyone else listen to music while they write or play video games? It's funny I play a game where you have to listen carefully and have full focus and I'm blasting music. Ah I'm so excited let's begin it's past 9 already.  In this paragraph I will discuss the cool pictures you see, Witt Lowry, and whatever else that comes to my mind let's begin!
The picture you see on your right was taken by my friend Ryan A. and I photo shopped it into the picture you are seeing. We started doing a project in Literature class where we take pictures at our school and then we make "Story Starters" out of them. Our entire Period 1 Class started working together on Google Slides, which is pretty cool because we get to all work together on a PowerPoint document and it's in real time. Also this is where my very controlling personality comes in and I am very controlling. I also have the right to be because I have already put more time and effort than anyone else. I made the intro/beginning slide and yes people also edited their slides as much as I did. I still should have the right to have the top slides of this project because look at these images on this blog, don't they deserve to be the top slides? Oh yeah you want to know why "Oh Dylan you don't sound so controlling." No you are wrong, anyone that puts theirs at the top or puts their slide in between Ryan and I's slides I put them under my slides.
I am really happy to talk about a new song! Witt Lowry who I talked about in my last blog is releasing his new song "Around Your Heart" tomorrow at 8pm. Can we just talk about this for like an hour? We can just start with the amazing artwork of this song. This design is just really appealing to my eyes because it's like the roses are bleeding and you see the splash marks in the back. Also I think it's cool because at the bottom it says "Tomorrow" but if you've seen his Twitter @WittLowry he's uploaded this picture different times with the bottom saying the different amount of days until the 25th. If you see me at school (I doubt you've read this before school on Monday) I'm going to be so happy that day and talk all about it. You could come up to me and say that you hate me or give me bad news and I wouldn't care one grain of salt because Witt Lowry, the only rapper I listen to, is releasing a new song.  I just went on Twitter and I saw Witt upload the new last picture of "Around Your Heart" cover.
Yeah I got to go to "sleep" now, and by sleep I mean watch Youtube until it's passed 12 o'clock. Oh I have History homework, like I'll finish that pshh. Ok love you guys to the fridge and back, bye!

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Chapter 12: One Year Anniversary!

 
   Oh my god, I am so happy let's talk about it! If you can tell by the title it is the one year anniversary of my comeback on YouTube. Let's talk about what you were missing in this long gap of time. It's been a long time since the last time we talked just you and me. I have to tell you what happened over Winter Break so let's begin!
   By now I've texted Deacon in full caps to tell him that it's been a year since the video we first did together. You guys remember my first video "Teaching My Friend How To Leave A Game." Now I'd like to thank all of you but I don't want to call you my "fans" because I already have those in my house. I'd rather say people that enjoy my videos, enjoy my personality, laughs with or at me in my videos, or my large family of friends. We are now at 43 subscribers and I swear I don't have that many alt accounts subscribed to me! It kind of sucks people see that number and say "Wow that is such a small number, my favorite Youtuber Water Bottle Master 9000 has 5 million subscribers!" Well sorry that Water Bottle Master 9000 has more subscribers and probably has more content and has been on YouTube longer than me. If you actually think about it, all 43 people? I'm not sure I have 43 friends currently, do you? Hmm I wonder how Water Bottle Master 9000 got to 5 million in the first place, they kind of have to pass 43 first. Anyways before I keep rambling on about numbers let's talk about my new video (by the way Water Bottle Master 9000 is not an actual YouTuber.)
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    If you haven't seen my new video you might be missing out. Unless you don't have 6 minutes and 26 seconds I recommend you watch how far I've gone this year and my greatest moments from videos and a vlog from Halloween that wasn't in any of my videos. TheDylanSark - 2015 Best Moments Video. Be careful! If you haven't clicked off to watch the video I might spoil something so if you don't care at all or have already watched the video then you have seen my new Intro! Ahh this makes me so happy to finally have a new intro, aw you want to see it here I'll put a small box so you don't have to watch the video and see my new intro! This intro was a little annoying to make because I'm still a bit new to Adobe After Effects. This will be the end of me talking about my YouTube Channel and give you some recommendation of music, enjoy!
  As my last paragraph I want to tell you my new crave of music. If you don't like rap at all although this is rap it's not like the rap you are thinking of rapping about girls, money, and drugs. Now to tell you about this music artist, his name is Mark but he goes by Witt Lowry. I personally love listening to the genre Alternative and that's why I like a lot of music (except country no one likes country, sorry Ian.) Witt Lowry's songs are so relatable and put new rap music to absolute shame. Now he does swear in his music so if you can't listen to music with cuss words you can skip this. If you can, but not many I absolutely recommend Kindest Regards, there is two swear words and the song is so powerful and is great if you don't really like rap. If you are okay with rap and cuss words I recommend My Mistake and Ladders. If you love to swear and love hardcore rap I recommend Tried To Be Nice and Piece of Mind. If you like slower and deep rap that makes you think I recommend Wonder if You Wonder, Dreaming With Our Eyes Open, and Running From Here. Now you are probably why I am telling you all about this Witt. Now I personally love his style and have listened to his album over 10 times in like one day. Also I tweeted about him and he liked it so this is some of my gratitude and thanking him for music that is literally music to my ears. Okay here is where I'll close off this blog that was full of a lot. Love you guys to the fridge and back, thank you guys so much and I'll see you next week!
*I don't want to call you my "fans" because I already have those in my house.*