Chapter 9: Impersonating Youtubers?

   Take a seat, grab a drink and read your screen! This is golden show by the beach, but it was a circus in my mind before. I had this picture of the beach so I thought it pretty, and here we are. Hey what is up everyone my name is TheDylanSark but I just go by Dylan because a monkey told me so. In this blog I will be talking about a fun idea I have, rapping, my Youtube channel logo, and whatever is on my mine, let's begin!

    Hear as the waves crash against the shore, but did you know I don't like the beach? Yeah, it's not a pretty sight for me to be shirtless on the beach. People will call Animal Protection Services and say there is a whale washed up on the shore if they see me. I don't even know if that's what you would call if that happened and yes I know I could wear a swim shirt. First World problems are so hard, I barley even go to the beach anyways, the crowds of people annoy me. Leaving this awful topic in a bottle and throwing into the waters. Did you also know I'm an amazing comedian? You didn't? Well that was a joke too, see I'm already getting there. I was talking to my friend Leilana and she was talking about TV and I asked her ""Is your TV running?" To her response she replied "ye... then you better go catch it." Now I am a master jokester and I know the actual punch line while she doesn't so I say "No, you better go watch it." Now I don't know how hard you laughed but I bet you are dying of laughter right now because I know I am. Ship has sailed we should continue to the next boat.

    Get it that last paragraph was the ship and the boat was the subject? I'm going to stop making puns now. On to a more serious note, your welcome for the weekly 10:40pm jokes. Now I have a new idea that I would like to implement into my Youtube channel. I know some of you are just dying from me talking about my channel again but hey this is what my blog is all about so deal with it. I'd like to point out that I am now disappointed in myself for not uploading twice in a row. Even though the video could take around 15 minutes of continuous editing so I think it will be uploaded Wednesday. After a while videos feel so rotten if I don't upload them after a while, it's like I put so much hype into making it and waiting to release it and I've just kept it and it died down. My new idea is to either impersonate other Youtubers or do a video about them, wrongly and rightly explaining who they are, it's golden comedy I tell you.

   Ok this will be the paragraph where I'm closing things off, but it's going to be long. This symbol to the right is a logo for a gaming team. Now their team is called TSM or Team Solo Mid, now my channel is TheDylanSark or TDS so I already have two of the letters. I wanted to know if I should make my logo like theirs but change it up a bit so it's not the same because I know it'll be weird. Also comment below if I just make it based off something else or another concept. To my fellow students and teachers, I don't know why I feel so bad for this but I was absent Friday. Big deal right, I missed one or more tests. I think it's just me but I hate missing a day of school, you don't know what happened and you don't know what you need to do to catch up. I'm so concerned if my friends talked bad about me, it sucks the whole day they can talk all the trash they want about me and I won't be there to hear it or call them out. Maybe it's just me or just not even my friends, the other people can be happy I wasn't there but guess what after December (because colds end then) I'll be there for everyday. Ok this is where I'll be ending this blog off it's getting past 11 o'clock. I'll see what happened on that Friday! Were they turning up to Rebecca Black - Friday!? Thank you for reading this crazy hot mess and love you to the fridge and back!

* Whale washed up on the shore*

Chapter 8: Just Bunch Stuff Together

   Yes welcome, come on in! Just watching anime right now, while I think about what I want to blog about. This blog I talk about what is going on this week, a new video, and whatever comes to my mind. Hi, welcome to my introduction where I talk without spoiling the blog and writing to fill up space for it to look like an introduction. Ok, I'm done rambling for this paragraph let's begin!

     Welcome to the paragraphs where I actually talk about things! Yeah sorry, again I didn't upload what a bummer right? I did record a video but I was too busy with video games to edit it so I think I will upload it for Wednesday. I will give you guys a sneak peak of the video! Blog Sneak Peak . This video was really weird because I didn't have the camera I usually use to record so I recorded this with my phone.

   Onto my next paragraph I don't know if you know this that I want to make a rap. Oh I said that in my last blog post? Too bad I'm talking in-depth behind the scenes / the making of for this rap. I'll even write some of the lines of the rap for that exclusive sneak peak. "Watch your step, this rap is going to be in depth. Trick or treating, candy to be eating." Oh so now you think you know all about my rap? For me instead of "So you think you can dance?" it's "So you think you can rap?" I made up those four lines while trick or treating because my mind is always on my mix tape. Just to confuse you more, the first line of the rap is "Merry Christmas". Good luck trying to figure out my rap because it's November and Halloween is over, so what could that mean?

   Now I usually just continue rambling but I think I will just end the blog here so get ready for this ending! I'm pretty close to the deadline time so I should go but I keep writing because literature and things. Thank you all for reading, and love you to the fridge and back!

 *Dolphin dives off chair*

Chapter 7: Candy or Leave

     Hey what is up everyone, it's the typical teenager. I don't like that title or even want to continue thinking about it. How was your weekend? Mine was the mood swings of an 18 year old. In this blog I will be discussing my Halloween, hint at the craziest drama ever, and other cool little things that come to my mind.

   Let's begin shall we? We shall congratulate me on ranking up in a game, the one I talked about last week. If you are wondering what rank I became, too bad go add me on Steam. I actually did record this week, during Friday which was the day that picture was taken. I did a short little vlog with my friends but I was just so caught up with Halloween and video games.

      I know you see me in the picture and wondering, "what the heck was I for Halloween or at least on that day in the picture." Ok, let me give you a little insight on what was happening. My friends and I were going to be this organization from an anime called Naruto Shippuden. The organization named the Akatsuki all wear these cloaks with a red cloud on it. We all ordered ours but some of us already had the cloaks. The group that I am talking about costuming with was David K., Max C., Ryan A., and Dax B. Sadly my cloak hadn't arrived in the mail on time so I had to quickly think about what I was going to do. It came to me that I would be Modern Day Version of my character so I wore a hat, dress shirt, jeans, and high tops. It was pretty weird on Halloween, people were always asking who was I? If Ryan was with me I would try to explain how I was with his group but I am Modern Day. Yeah it was complicated but at least I got my nails painted black and that was pretty cool.

   In this final paragraph I will be talking about little updates, a crazy idea, and the craziest overreacting drama ever that happened on Halloween night. Stay tuned and get ready for this. I'd like to say sorry for not uploading this weekend and last weekend which I mentioned last weekend. I did mention that I had a small video almost ready so I'm hoping that will be up soon. I have an idea for a rap, yeah you didn't know I was a rapper? That is 100% your fault because you probably didn't know I was in the top rapper groups at Portola called the Fire_Boiz. It might be late but oh yeah by the way I went trick or treating with Natalie, Isabel, Daria, Aidan, Christine, and Katelyn around Natalie's house. So I was thinking about a Halloween rap song? I was tricking or treating with my friends and I was creating my rap and it was really good so might as well turn it into a song because four lines of lyrics can make a rap.

    It is now time to unleash the hint at the drama that could start a fire. This one argument lead to a lot of friendship breaking drama. Let's say without pointing fingers, I trick or treated at the wrong house of a friend. Now if this doesn't clear up I will make a video about what happened, of course without giving out names and stuff like that. By tomorrow if it is certain that I am not friends with this group anymore than I will show the group chat that happened on Halloween night around 11 until November 1st 12pm. Do you think I should sort of hide so these people can't all address me at once? I will do a symbolic memory from my friendship with the main person from this group. I will go to where we became friends and where I would always go to in 6th grade when a particular group make me unhappy or sad. I told my other friends this and how he would go there to find me and they said this sounded like it was from an anime.

   Alright I'll be ending my blog here! I love you guys to the fridge and back! We will find out what is going to happen and how many videos will I be putting up this week? Here are two pictures from that Friday that I want to include because I like them.

Dylan and Isabel

~Dylan, Daria, Christine, Natalie, Isabel



Chapter 6: Too Young For Gambling

  Hey what is up everyone, I might have a problem. It is not ok, and I know I am going to continue doing it. Now you don't have to be worried, kind of. I'm not gambling real money, or real life items. Even though this is worse than online poker with virtual money. Let me start with the whole beginning.

    There is a game called Counter Strike Global Offensive and you might have seen it on other people's blogs. This game is a first person shooter and obviously I'm going to ignore Parental Advisory and Game Rating. Who cares about that, maybe parents but where else am I going to learn these "survival skills" if the time is needed. In the game each gun has it's own spray pattern (where the bullets go if you hold down the trigger.) From this I'll be able to know how to shoot a gun in a survival situation. See, I'm basically always prepared for everything because of my video games.  The main part of the story about this game are these things called skins. Skins are recolors or textures for your gun. I'm not going to get into the whole part of rarity and the different values. Skins come from cases that you open with a key that you buy and it's like a wheel that goes and you get the skin that comes up. I can say that if you buy skins from others it can cost from 0.01 to over $411.

    Now with these skins you can keep them, trade them, or gamble them. Although you don't have to trade the skin or gamble it, I kind of did. I had skins that I got overtime from selling item drops after games and climbing up the price ladder. Well you see the problem is I kind of lost 90% of those skins. I never gambled my skins before because I didn't have very much but after watching Counter Strike gambling video from a Youtuber, I had to go try it. I watched for a while and I actually saw the Youtuber I just watched and he was still betting. Later it just got to me, I had to just try to win. Sucks to suck but I lost but I did only bet around $2. I continued to stay and watch the betting waiting for a low pot that I could get. At this point I knew that I was so bad to do this but I bet the rest of my inventory that I could trade. I know that I had one skin that I couldn't trade until October 25th and thankful as of now I still have that skin.

    In the end I recommend you don't gamble, instead you should sit down and bet on Counter Strike teams and hope the team you bet on wins. See I need to build up my inventory so I'm betting on teams now and so here is where the story gets intense. So I'm here and I know this guy at my school who has a large inventory that's worth a lot and so I text my friend. "I say can I can Friend 1's number?" To his reply he asks me why and I say I want to talk to him and play Counter Strike with him later. So he gives me his number and on Sunday morning which was today for me. After I eat breakfast I text Friend 1 and I ask to play Counter Strike with him later and ask him to give me advice on betting on teams. Now I wasn't asking for items or his master strategy plan for betting on teams and his entire knowledge. I was asking for you should study the teams, or you should wait a while before betting on teams and learn as you go. Now I had to learn from my Friend 2 that I actually know good but for Friend 1 I've talked to him and he knows me. My Friend 2 told me this although I can't say all of it because of Parental Advisory, Friend 1 said this to Friend 2 instead of tell it to my face, "I don't $#!%ing know this &*%$#, he's trying to make money off of me." Yeah, hold on let me tell you my thoughts in the next paragraph.

    Ok, so let me just tell you right here. He has no idea who he is talking to. I don't even know if he'll even read my blog but I'm ready to cut throat and get him off his horse. This is good, I don't have to be fake anymore. I just noticed this sounds like I'm planning on ending his life. No, I'm not that evil enough to do something that serious. Oh did I forget to tell you guys how pissed I am that he told me that? Like I wouldn't even find out he said that? I am going to make him come to me and have him say his statement, shun it and then tell him some of what I'm telling you guys that he doesn't have to say his master strategy, etc. Hold on got to go walk the Walking Dead, bye!

*I had to go try it*

Chapter 5: Loner Vlogs

 "He's trying to make me run, like this isn't P.E.!" The thumbnail is literally the weirdest one of all of my thumbnails for my videos. Yes, welcome back everyone for another week. My new video is out on my channel and I hope you didn't miss it! I'll be talking about it in the blog, my friends and even more updates, an idea that might just work, and whatever I can go from there. Latest Video

    I first want to talk about this week's video! This week's video title is yes you guessed it, "My Dog is a Monster." I wanted to do this vlog for a while and I finally got to do it. I took my dog for a walk and there was a lot of people on the streets so I didn't get to film too much. I show you some parts of my neighborhood not in detail but pretty lights are for sure. This is the first time I've done a vlog by myself and it's different from doing a skit or a gaming video. I may be the only one there for my skit but for vlogging it's more of press record and say what's on your mind. I wanted to talk more about things at school but I'll keep those thoughts at school. I know what you are thinking, no my dog is not actually a monster but I swear he was pulling me that entire walk. He literally tries to go to every tree so every time I have to tug him away from it and I swear if I don't he just goes to it and tries to "calm territory." I'm sorry about, um, me for that vlog, I might not be the most handsome person but I couldn't see what I was recording so I was too close up for some parts.

   Onto the next topic of such that I will choose and you will love. This one is about my friends which kind of a lot of things happened. Two of my friends that aren't friends with each other but are friends with me, oh look I'm so popular. So we were playing a game together and friend 2 wasn't doing so good and friend 1 was insulting him and calling him bad. I don't talk into my microphone during this game but these two do and I'm in a Skype call with friend 1 and he's just full on insulting friend 2 the entire game. Now to be fair friend 2 isn't too good to be honest and you can say I helped him get his rank in the game. For friend 1 he "earned" his rank I guess I don't know how much he paid for it, roasting people on my blog. Yup, no other blog like mine, it's all about me and others don't matter. Continuing with this 100% interesting story, after that game which I think we won surprisingly I don't think friend 1 and friend 2 are ever going to play with each other and friend 2 always asks to play with me and I also play with friend 1, so what am I going to do when friend 1 and friend 2 both ask to play with me around the same time. Yeah, I'm just going to tell them I'm playing Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution, (long title, yeah I know.)

     An idea that might work is in this paragraph and is really cool. So you know how people at my age or our age, they are good at drawing? Scrape that and now I'm talking about Digital Art, instead of drawing things on a whiteboard I want to, ok listen, or read this. I want to have a story or have a tutorial and screen record my monitor (computer screen) and tell the story and do drawings relating to that scene of the story. I want to do this because I thought of it for something and I wrote some stories and have some ideas. I think it would be cooler instead of watching me just talk about it. I don't know if I will be drawing it in Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator, that I will figure out. I just hope this can turn out of make some really cool videos and really tell the story. I wrote a story that I want to do this for and I made it for a "warm-up" for English that we call story starters. This time it was to write about a story that you are in your 70's or 80's and complain about kids these days. I saw some people's and it was one paragraph or two, but no my story was twelve paragraphs. Ok, I get that some people wanted to finish it during class but no I waited two days after that day and then I wrote the ten other paragraphs in one sitting. Yeah so I literally love the story and that's probably why I wrote so many paragraphs, just because I related to the story so much from past experiences except for the ending because that was so beautiful and amazing. Too good for me though, sadly. I'm sorry if you have no idea what I am talking about, Ms. B should because I sent it directly to her on that warm-up because the I wasn't sure if the ending was school appropriate, I guess. I'm joking, kind of, I just already have the story saved there so I just continued writing it there. The story really related to me though because I wrote in a house my family rented when we went to Palm Springs and the story is set in Palm Springs, and it has two boys, they go somewhere after school together, and hang out together that day. It reminded me of my experiences and I think that is what makes good writing.

   That is where I'll be closing it off! This blog got really emotional, for me at least. Don't be afraid to come up to me to say hello or wave. I will keep you guys updated on what I'm thinking and updates, updates, updates. Nothing else I swear on this blog. Ok, love you guys to the fridge and back, bye! P.S.: Like my new blog cover, I made it myself! It's pretty sweet right. Careful you might be falling off the Virtual Universe!

Chapter 4: Slides Into Your Feed

Guys, we did it! Hey what is up everyone, it's Dylan here and what a week. I would be saying don't get me started but it's a blog and it's too late, so here we go! Wait hold on let me open up ITunes so I can listen to some music. I'm sorry but I still get those moments where I pick my favorite song or it comes up and it's just that feeling and you start singing it or you are me and you are currently sick so you just not. But as you can see before I actually go into this story. New video is out on my channel it's called SaltYi and go be my 40th subscriber and we'll have a celebration together! Latest Video Link
       Yeah so first I am going to complain about my new video because first it took me this whole week to edit this video. Not because it was hard or I had so many special effects like come on I made that thumbnail in 5 minutes. Yeah I know I complained about it last week, so what? I just hate how went I exported the video when the camera moved it became pixelated. Ok, ok it was my fault for recording the whole thing and not doing recording it in separate parts. I still like how the video is though, me complaining and flaming, blaming or insulting, my allies and enemies and Deacon goofing off and just messing things up. I dearly encourage you to check out the video, drop a like, asking for too much? I am just going to let my fingers type so this blog is probably going to be really long.
      Continuing with YouTube and video related subjects, Deacon has made a channel. Yes, yes you heard it from me that he made a channel and will hopefully be posting sometime. When, I don't know how long did the grand canyon take to become like that? Can't think of an answer, same here. As for updates I have plans set in motion that I hope will be the best things ever. I have 2 songs with Leilana that we are working on. As a side note are you not subscribed to Leilana, how dare you! Leilana's Channel . If I am not lazy that day I will do a vlog that I have planned because I want to get into making vlogs and keeping you guys updated and tell all the drama that happened. I have another League of Legends video but I might just scrape it because it will look the same as the SaltYi did and be harder to edit also. Yeah so I'm really excited for one song that Leilana and I are doing because it is going to be an original piece, so yes I am making guitar for it and Leilana made lyrics so we are going to make that happen and the other song is a cover that we just need to record.
    Ok so something really awkward happened yesterday because yesterday is was my friend's birthday and I texted him a whole birthday message and it was really cool and then the reply I got that I can't say all of it because of "Parental Advisory" was "#*$, who is this?". At that point my mind was spinning and I even signed my name at the end of the message. It's only till later I found out he got a new phone, but 100%  it was his fault and that was just flat out rude. He said "he didn't read it carefully," and that got me mad but whatever. Things got sorted out but let's just not mention that for the blog.
   Thank you all for reading, even you Grammar Police person! Hope this helped since last week I didn't write as much as I "hopefully" usually do. I'll be trying to get my blogs usually this long so you can get all of the juicy, drag queen details. Sorry my blogs are so late that you have to read it the day after I just want to get the whole week done and then tell you guys everything that happened. And as always I hoped you enjoyed!

Chapter 3: Problems are a Common Occurence!

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! If you don't follow my Youtube channel or have no idea what I am talking about. I did not upload a video this weekend but I have a good reason or excuse it's whatever way you want to take it. I have a reason why I didn't upload but it's also an excuse because I was lazy. Before you get mad at me for doing nothing the whole week and then on Friday I decide to start editing the video is not my fault at all.

   The video was a game of League of Legends with Deacon and Dax and I recorded it during last week and I am as lazy as lazy gets.  This is picture explains why I couldn't upload this weekend. Yeah, videos by themselves aren't  supposed to be this long to export. I couldn't even edit the video because the actual video part wouldn't load so I couldn't see the amazing plays I made. Editing a video by sound is hard, especially when it's a video game. I can't promise you that this video will even be out next Saturday. It depends on how lazy I am, ok this sounds really bad now because I am sounding so mean and unencouraged. Let me start over. I am going to put out a video next weekend! You know what? How about a video on Wednesday also because I didn't upload this weekend! Yay go fan club, I can hear my name being shouted for encouragement!

    I was cringing while I wrote that. At least I still posted a picture to Instagram, I am in most of my thumbnails so I posted a picture I took with a bowtie in my hair that my friend made and the photo is already at 23 likes so I'm happy about that. My Instagram is on my Youtube channel so go check both of those out. Ah these promotions never get old, I even promoted myself during class one time. I'll try to get another recording I did with just Deacon for the upcoming Saturday because it was a smaller file.

     Thank you everyone for reading this blog, I'm sorry it was short and not as long as my other ones. It was because I didn't upload but next week I'll be sure to have a full behind the scenes for the video! Ok, bye! 

*I am as lazy as lazy gets*